Can One Even BE Douchier?
Cynthia Davis, a state representative from (shocker) Missouri, opposes subsidizing school lunches for low-income children because, and I quote, “[h]unger can be a positive motivator.”
I pretty much hope that the 20% of children considered hungry in Missouri go and eat her.
Ms. Davis neglected to mention when her hunger strike will begin so she can get motivated to resolve the hunger issue in her state. She also avoided the question of how she manages to sleep at night.
Colbert is amazing, as per usual:
Posted by Donna on 3 July 2009 at 19:12
Filed Under: Rambling, Rants
Tagged: crazy, idiots, politics, scary, videos, wtf
Sign-Up for Free Wiretapping Today, Courtesy of the US Government!
I’m fairly sure that by having these people send George W. Bush a copy of the US Constitution on my behalf, I just signed up for free (warrantless, unconstitutional) government wiretapping. The Patriot Act is fantastic1. I’m also probably on the no-fly list. I’m going to have to swim to the UK and figure out that ocean thing later2.
It’s probably sad how much I wish I was joking.
Someone should remind me to stop talking on my mobile about how much I want to 1) take over the government, 2) offer Bush a peanut just to see if the Secret Service will shoot me for attempted assassination3, and/or 3) steal Ned from Pushing Daisies and have him a) make me some pie, and b) reawaken the founding fathers so they can smack about idiots in the government. Because witnessing Bush getting taught a lesson in civil liberties by really, really dead guys is the kind of hilarious you can’t buy on television.
On an ‘eat your brain’ note, I’m definitely going to write that how-to guide to zombie survival. It’ll probably be a series of posts, actually. I’ve been watching loads of zombie movies to get ready and hone my zombie fighting skills.
Any particular aspect of zombie survival you’d like to see first? And should I tell everyone else in my house that their conversations are no longer private?
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