What Moron is Head of Marketing?

The only thing meaner than Hanukkah ham is Ramadan ham.

Nothing Like High Fructose Corn Syrup to Start Your Day

Customer: You’re drinking Coke for breakfast?
Server: Yeah, I always drink Coke in the mornings. I don’t know why, but it always wakes me up and makes me hyper! But I don’t know why.
Customer: …
My mum, my brother, and me: [collectively die laughing]

Nothing to do with the amount of sugar high fructose corn syrup and caffeine, yeah?

My fifteen-year-old brother isn’t exactly the brightest crayon in box, and even he said “Oh my G-d” before banging his head on the table.

Now we go back there to get breakfast all the time just so we can eavesdrop on this girl’s conversations and get our daily dose of laughter. Perhaps stupidity is good for business?

Also, grr at Site5 for the server and FTP issues I’ve had recently. Durga, the server my sites are on, was down for several hours earlier today and FTP still isn’t working on some domains, but not others. So far, since I switched to Site5 about two or three weeks ago, it hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing. I hope things get straightened out so I can enjoy my escape from DreamHost.

The Zombies Have My Gun!

This hilarious clip reminds me how much I love both Japanese television and video games (no matter how much they enrage me). I particularly enjoy the two combined.

Well, I Would Totally Buy Again

A-Minus-Minus is quite possibly my favourite xkcd comic ever. I want to try that. Where does one obtain a bobcat?

Television for Kids Scares Me

This video makes me fear for the future of the kids watching this show. It also makes me wander about all day singing this terrifying song.

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