This Week Was Awesome Because… (Vol. 1.2)
On Sunday, I saw Rufus Wainwright live with my mom and it was amazingcakes. He’s a million times better live, he’s also hilarious, and if we were not both gay, he would be my husband.
I researched and wrote my entire first draft of my research paper on Wednesday because the first draft was due THURSDAY. It was supposed to be 12-15 pages long. I wrote 14.
Showed up to class on Thursday and was the only person who had written more than seven pages. Sigh.
Yesterday I spent an hour on Omegle, trying to see if anybody on there WASN’T a creeper. I had a few epic exchanges. As I may make a more extensive post here with more, here’s a small preview:
You: Do you like goldfish?
Stranger: yeah
You: Aren’t they delicious?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Stranger: show me yo titties
You: Do you have a problem with man boobs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Stranger: up for cam sex
You: Grandma?!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Stranger: hey
You: Are you a creeper?
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: sorry
You: Thanks for admitting it.Yesterday I was standing on the bus and, of course, all of the bondage and escort ads fell out of the newspaper1 I was holding and fell on an old woman’s head. She looked very dismayed that a whole lot of transvestite hooker ass had just rained down upon her face. D:
I just noticed that I get a lot of DANIEL RADCLIFFE IS GAY and nip slip spam on this blog, for some reason. Sometimes going through my Askimet filter gives me serious lulz.
Also, related to spam, why this week is NOTSOME: Tila Tequila porn spam. D:
- My fellow Seattle people will not be shocked to hear it was The Stranger, a free weekly paper with copious amounts of picture-ridden escort ads. ↩
Posted by Donna on 14 November 2009 at 17:14
Filed Under: Education, Life, Rambling, This Week Was Awesome Because...
Tagged: awesome, conversations, crazy, donut.nu, internet, lists, lmfao, music, omegle, spam
13 Comments
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I did not know you were gay! I am also. My friends don’t believe me though because of my love for Zac Efron and Dan Radcliffe. But I don’t really count them as men, and I don’t want to crawl into bed with them anyway!
LOVE Rufus Wainwright. ‘Cause, you know, being Canadian he wins my heart by default, but he takes it that extra mile by being AWESOME.
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I used to have some seriously amazing Omegle conversations. I actually met someone on it who I still occasionally talk to. This was awhile ago, though.
It’s awesome that you got to see Rufus Wainwright. :D He is most definitely awesome. Now you’re making me want to see him live… :P
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Oo that’s really cool that you went to a live performance ^_^
lol @ you being the only one to write more than 7. It’s the opposite in my class, we’ll be told to write like 5 pages and a few people will come in with 10?! They won’t even get a higher mark for it as well because they just ramble on -_-
Oo I’m gonna check out Omega :P
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I want to make Rufus Wainwright my bitch.
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OMG, the “Grandma?!” comment in those convos had me dying. I actually had to stop reading to laugh a bit! I also shared it with my best friend. EPIC!
Also, I feel like you have a super interesting life — #4 cracked me up, too!
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Nice creeper chats! ^_^ I lol’d.
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OMEGLE.
I had such high hopes for it, but obviously it’s the kind of thing kids latch upon to try and find themselves virtual girlfriends. I’ve had one extremely satisfying exchange with someone over life goals, crippling shyness, and colleges, but everyone else was like a 2-minute conversation.“m/f?”
“Why, does it matter?”
Your conversational partner has disconnected. -
Thanks for providing valuable information on the topic. Keep posting
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