Can One Even BE Douchier?

Jul
3
2009

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Cynthia Davis, a state representative from (shocker) Missouri, opposes subsidizing school lunches for low-income children because, and I quote, “[h]unger can be a positive motivator.”

She continues, suggesting that if kids just get jobs at McDonald’s then they will receive free food on their break.

I pretty much hope that the 20% of children considered hungry in Missouri go and eat her.

Ms. Davis neglected to mention when her hunger strike will begin so she can get motivated to resolve the hunger issue in her state. She also avoided the question of how she manages to sleep at night.

Colbert is amazing, as per usual:

2 Responses

  1. On July 18th, 2009 at 20:33 PM, Holly said:

    Ummm….WTF?! Are we SURE these comment were not some poor taste spoof?
    That’s disgusting!

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  2. On July 20th, 2009 at 15:44 PM, Kristine said:

    The woman is obviously sick in the head.

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