Nothing Like High Fructose Corn Syrup to Start Your Day

Oct
22
2007

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Customer: You’re drinking Coke for breakfast?
Server: Yeah, I always drink Coke in the mornings. I don’t know why, but it always wakes me up and makes me hyper! But I don’t know why.
Customer: …
My mum, my brother, and me: [collectively die laughing]

Nothing to do with the amount of sugar high fructose corn syrup and caffeine, yeah?

My fifteen-year-old brother isn’t exactly the brightest crayon in box, and even he said “Oh my G-d” before banging his head on the table.

Now we go back there to get breakfast all the time just so we can eavesdrop on this girl’s conversations and get our daily dose of laughter. Perhaps stupidity is good for business?

Also, grr at Site5 for the server and FTP issues I’ve had recently. Durga, the server my sites are on, was down for several hours earlier today and FTP still isn’t working on some domains, but not others. So far, since I switched to Site5 about two or three weeks ago, it hasn’t exactly been smooth sailing. I hope things get straightened out so I can enjoy my escape from DreamHost.

3 Responses

  1. On October 22nd, 2007 at 20:10 PM, Britney said:

    lol that’s funny. But how much coke does this girl drink? I can drink soda and not get awake/hyper. Hell, I can drink an energy drink and still remain the same. Maybe I’m just weird? lol idk

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  2. On October 22nd, 2007 at 20:24 PM, Chanel said:

    That’s appalling. People that stupid (in terms of drinking coke FIRST THING IN THE MORNING and not knowing why it makes you hyper and awake) should be shot, or force-fed an education at best.

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  3. On October 22nd, 2007 at 22:11 PM, Donna said:

    Someone needs to put this girl out of my misery. It’s painful to watch her be so stupid.

    I sat in the restaurant for an hour watching her and I swear she drank about three litres of the stuff before I finally left, laughing all the way.

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